Finally, an invention that combines the thrill of taking self-portrait selfies with the joy of browning toast.
Features:
- High-contrast color scheme to make your selfie stand out
- Thick black borders for that authentic, artisanal feel
- Harsh drop shadows to add depth and dimension
But wait, there's more!
- Upload your selfie and watch as the Selfie Toaster 5000 expertly applies a veneer of sophistication to your mugshot
- Choose from a variety of artisanal toast styles, including "Burnt to Perfection" and "Charred to Impress"
Ready to take your selfie game to the next level? Click here for more information.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, click here to see our premium features, including the ability to print your selfie onto a bed of ice cubes.