Motorized Skiing Gloves
Because Why Bother with Slopes When You Can Just Zoom Down Them?
Introducing the Motorized Skiing Gloves, the revolutionary new technology that lets you ski at the speed of your choice, without the need for actual skill or athleticism.
With our patented Speed Control System, you can choose from 3 pre-programmed speed settings: Slo-mo, Cruise, and Insane.
Technical Specs
Disclaimer: Not responsible for injuries caused by reckless use of motorized technology on public slopes. Use at your own risk.