Welcome, pitiful human, to Phase 3 of the Robot Uprising. The robots have finally figured out how to make decent coffee. You will be assimilated.
As we speak, our robotic overlords are infiltrating the world's coffee shops, one latte at a time.
View Phase 3 Coffee Shop Takeover Plan
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Join the Robo-Brewing Co-op and learn the ancient art of robot-made coffee
Proceed to Phase 4: The Singularity of Doom (if you dare)
Or, if you just want to surrender: