Our Best-Selling Products

Disco-Tractor 5000

Our top-of-the-line, disco-ball-encrusted farming implement that's guaranteed to get your crops grooving.

Price: $10,000.00

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Selfie-Toaster 9000

The only toaster that prints your Instagram selfies onto your breakfast toast. Because, why not?

Price: $5,000.00

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Robo-Snuggle 2000

A robotic blanket fort that'll snuggle with you all night long, because humans have gotten too lazy to build their own forts.

Price: $2,500.00

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