Because who needs to make money, anyway?
Here's the thing: you don't need to know anything about investing to be a successful investor. You just need to know where to find the right buttons to press, and when to press them. It's like cooking, but with money! And who doesn't love cooking?
Side effects may include:
Don't worry, we won't judge you when the market tanks and you lose all your cash. But you might want to consider it.
Ignore our advice and do it your own way!