Irregular Tuesdays: Creative Procrastination Ideas

Because adulting is overrated

Find the perfect excuse to put off your work indefinitely. Here are some of our favorites:

Learn to read between words and become a master of interpretation.
Create a new species of herb that's guaranteed to grow in every climate and soil type.
Just forget what you were doing in the first place and start fresh.
Develop a new language for your cat to communicate with the world.