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You know your cat's meows are just a series of complex, nuanced expressions, but have you ever stopped to think about the intricacies of their language? Probably not, because that's just too much work. But today, you're going to do just that.
Your cat's language is a mystery, but by creating a new language for them, you'll be able to better understand their every whim and fancy. Imagine being able to say things like, "I'm going to sleep now, human," and having them respond with, "But human, I'm trying to initiate the art of staring at the wall, which is a language unto itself."
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