Madness Level 10: Creative Procrastination
Because adulting is hard.
Welcome to the pinnacle of human creativity: Madness Level 10. Here, the stakes are high, the expectations are lower, and the deadlines are non-existent.
On this sacred level, the art of creative procrastination reaches its zenith. You've mastered the art of doing nothing productive, and yet, somehow, you've managed to produce a mediocre PowerPoint presentation that's only 90% complete.
Here are some ideas to help you maintain your level 10 status:
- Take a 3-hour lunch break to play video games.
- Reorganize your sock drawer for the 12th time.
- Write a 10,000-word essay on the history of cat memes.