IrriTreats: The Art of Sorely Testing Your Limits

Are you tired of feeling too comfortable? Do you need a little kick in the teeth? Look no further! Our patented IrriTreatments are designed to test your resolve, push your buttons, and drive you to the brink of madness.

Our expert team of certified Irritation Specialists will work with you to create a customized program of carefully calibrated annoyance and frustration. From the subtle whispers of a nagging voice in your ear to the crushing blow of a dropped phone call, we've got you covered.

But wait, there's more! Our state-of-the-art facilities feature:

• A 24/7 staffed by our team of highly trained Irritation Specialists.
• A fully stocked pantry of stale crackers and warm tap water.
• A 10,000 watt spotlight to really make you feel like you're under a magnifying glass.

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