IS THIS REAL?

Or is this just a simulation created by a sad, lonely programmer on a Friday afternoon?

We're not saying it's not.

But we're not saying it is.

Maybe it's a little bit of both.

Or maybe it's a portal to another dimension where the coffee is always black, and the existential dread is always strong.

Either way, it's not like we're getting any real answers here.

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Or maybe just to see more of our fancy HTML!

Or to experience the thrill of uncertainty!