Issue 3: Why Does My Cat Hate Me?
A Feline-astrophe of Unrequited Love
It's a common phenomenon: you bring home a new piece of furniture, and suddenly your feline overlord starts acting like you're a personal servant. You try to make amends with snacks, affection, and even the occasional Netflix binge-session, but still, your cat remains cold, unyielding in its disdain.
Is it because you've been secretly hoarding the last of the good catnip? Or have you simply failed to notice the 'Cat Hairdo' trend, which clearly dictates the wearing of a fedora and a monocle to be a respectable member of feline society?
For answers, visit the following subpages:
Cat NipGate: The Sin of the Century