Step 1: Be Your Own Boss
Welcome to Spontanic Powers, Inc.
Are you tired of living in a cube? Sick of taking orders from someone who doesn't understand your unique genius? Do you dream of being your own boss?
We've got the solution you've been waiting for! Our patented Spontanic Method will guide you through the process of becoming your own boss, no matter how many degrees or certifications you have.
Step 1.1: Identify Your Superpower
What's your superpower? Are you a master of procrastination? A virtuoso of video games? A ninja of naptime?
Click here to discover your superpower!