Q: What is Bob's greatest achievement?
A: Surviving the zombie apocalypse with nothing but a can of beans and his wits.
Q: What is Bob's favorite food?
A: Canned beans, duh.
Q: Can I hire Bob for my team?
Don't. Trust us, you don't need that level of questionable expertise.
See Bob's Resume for more questionable credentials
Or, if you must, see Bob's References for people who are also unsure about their life choices