Technical Specifications for a Totally Unremarkable Invention

This page is dedicated to detailing the specifications for the Invention 9001, a device that does nothing.

Overview

The Invention 9001 is a device that is completely unremarkable. It does not do anything in particular, nor does it do it well. Its sole purpose is to occupy space.

Design Specifications

• Height: 5 feet 2 inches (157.5 cm)
• Width: 3 feet 1 inch (96 cm)
• Depth: 1 foot 9 inches (51 cm)

Technical Specifications

• Weight: 5 kilograms (11 lb)
• Material: Plastic
• Color: Beige

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