Welcome to the Mouse Mischief Membership
Where members engage in the most heinous acts of rodent-related tomfoolery.
Join us for:
- High-stakes cheese thievery
- Whisker-whispering and mouse- whispering sessions
- Mouse-sitting for hire (min. 1 hour sessions)
- Mouse-related art classes (taught by renowned mouse artist, Cheesy McSqueakerson)
Membership benefits include:
- Free access to our secret underground tunnel system
- Discounts on all mouse-related merchandise
- A complimentary mouse-shaped stress ball
Read our membership rules and regulations
Apply for membership today!