Welcome to the Mouse Mischief Membership

Where members engage in the most heinous acts of rodent-related tomfoolery.

Join us for:

• High-stakes cheese thievery
• Whisker-whispering and mouse- whispering sessions
• Mouse-sitting for hire (min. 1 hour sessions)
• Mouse-related art classes (taught by renowned mouse artist, Cheesy McSqueakerson)

Membership benefits include:

• Free access to our secret underground tunnel system
• Discounts on all mouse-related merchandise
• A complimentary mouse-shaped stress ball