Rare Rugs

Rare Rugs: Because who needs a normal life when you can have a rug that's been seen in only 3 other houses in the world?

We specialize in rare, exotic, and occasionally-on-sale rugs. Our collection includes:

• Handwoven by Goblins – A rug so rare, it's practically invisible.
• Unicorn Sweat – A rug made from the tears of a unicorn with anxiety disorder.
• Inherited From Great Uncle Bob – A rug that's been in the family for generations, but nobody's really sure why.

Visit us today and experience the thrill of possibly finding a rug that's almost as unique as you are!