Summary: A series of unexplained, glowing, golden fries have been reported in the Fjord Fries region of Norway. Eyewitness accounts describe them as "irresistibly delicious" and "slightly menacing."

Case Agents have been dispatched to the scene to investigate the source of these enigmatic fries.

  1. Aerial surveillance footage captured the fries hovering above the water's surface.
  2. Witnesses report the fries have a tendency to gather in large groups, as if communicating with each other.
  3. The source of the fries' golden hue remains a mystery, but speculation includes: Alien influence, Underwater volcanic activity, or Unidentified cooking oil.