Rituals of Not Breaking: A Comprehensive Guide

Are you tired of breaking things? Do you struggle to find joy in the satisfaction of smashing a fragile item into a hundred pieces?

Look no further! This guide is dedicated to helping you develop the skills necessary to resist the urge to break things.

Here are some tried and true rituals to help you achieve the state of Non-Breakage:

• Ritual of the Stable Hand - A ancient technique for holding objects without trembling or wobbling
• Ritual of the Tough Grip - A series of exercises to build the strength and finesse needed to hold onto things
• Ritual of the Calculating Hand - A mental exercise to slow down your reflexes and think before acting
• Ritual of the Patience of a Saint - A meditation technique to cultivate inner peace and calm