Mystic Rune is the art of bending reality to one's will, or at least, that's what I tell people.
We're not actually bending reality, we're just pretending to. It's all about the placebo effect, folks.
It all started with the great "I'm not a wizard, but I play one on TV" debacle of 1987.
Our founder, Balthazar McSnazz, was a self-proclaimed mystic with a penchant for plaid pants.
He claimed to have single-handedly saved the world from a certain brand of sentient toaster.
Today, Mystic Rune is a global phenomenon, with thousands of certified mystics worldwide.
(Okay, maybe not thousands. Maybe just a handful. But hey, it's a start.)
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Balthazar McSnazz BioOr, if you're feeling brave, dive into our
Sentient Toaster TakedownOperation
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