Welcome, Unpredictable Novice!

You've embarked on the perilous journey of mastering the mystic runes, a path fraught with danger, uncertainty, and occasional explosions.

Lesson 1: The Basics of Unpredictability

Learn the fundamentals of mystic runes, including the art of casting uncontrolled fireballs and the delicate dance of dodging incoming chaos.

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Lesson 2: Advanced Rune Magic (optional)

Master the art of creating localized temporal distortions and the subtle nuances of probabilistic reality manipulation.

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Lesson 3: The Unpredictable Ethics of Rune Use

Explore the moral implications of unleashing unbridled magic upon the world, including the consequences of turning your neighbor into a toad.

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Caution: Prolonged exposure to mystic runes may cause unpredictable side effects, including but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, and/or spontaneous combustion.