Steak Bites of the Ancients

Located deep within the mystical realm of the Brontosaurus, this ancient steakhouse has been serving the finest cuts of meat to the bravest of warriors for centuries.

Our steaks are said to possess mystical properties that grant the consumer temporary invincibility in battle.

However, beware of the Brontosaurus's fiery gaze, which can reduce even the sturdiest of steaks to ashes.

Join us for a meal that will make you stronger, faster, and more attractive to the ladies!