Mountain of Mind Numbing Mediocrity

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the infamous Mountain of Mind Numbing Mediocrity. This foreboding behemoth of boredom stands before you, its peak a dizzying 5,000 feet of dull, uninspired design.

A challenge awaits those who dare to climb this mountain, but be warned: the ascent is long, the views are dull, and the descent is even longer.

Will you:

• Plunge into the Monotonous Mire
• Venture into the Abysson of Absolute Blandness
• Descend into the Abyss of Banal Tedium

(Note: Please do not ask for directions. No one has ever returned from this mountain.)