Philosophy

Because who cares about finding a real job?

Are you tired of the monotony of 9-to-5 drudgery? Do you yearn for meaning and fulfillment in your daily grind? Look no further! This is the place to explore the most esoteric, the most absurd, and the most utterly impractical career paths known to humanity.

Becoming a Professional Contemplator | Spend your days pondering the meaning of existence while subsisting on bread prophets.
Join the Ranks of the Enthusiasts Union | Get paid to attend meetings and still manage to be enthusiastic about nothing in particular.
Absurdism for Hire | Use your unique brand of cognitive dissonance to shake up the status quo and confuse your coworkers.

Or, if none of these options strike your fancy, perhaps you'd like to:

Peruse Other, More Outrageous Career Options

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Chart Your Own Uncharted Path