It's like my ex-wife, always there, always in the way, but never really paying attention. You tell it to do something, and it just does the opposite. And don't even get me started on the memory leaks. I swear, it's like she's hoarding all the RAM just to spite me.
And have you ever tried to debug JavaScript? It's like trying to get a divorce, except instead of lawyers and court dates, you get stack traces and console logs.
Why does it have to be so difficult? Can't it just do what I want for once?! Is that too much to ask?
Anyway, that's my two cents on JavaScript. Maybe one day it'll shape up and be the good partner it's supposed to be.
But until then, I'll just have to deal with the drama and the heartbreak.
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