Job Openings - Accountant

Welcome to the most exciting job opening in all the land! We're looking for someone to crunch numbers and balance our budget. Must have a degree in accounting and a strong stomach for Excel.

We offer:

• Unbeatable benefits, including a foosball table in the break room
• The opportunity to work with our team of experts in the field of "not actually doing any actual work"
• A 50% chance of getting a raise, but only if you can prove you're not secretly a robot

To apply, please send your resume and a cover letter to apply

Or, if you'd rather just wing it and show up to the office on Monday morning, we won't judge you. Much.

Subpages:

• Requirements
• Salary
• Benefits