Job Openings

Job Openings for the Most Unconventional Janitors in the World

We are seeking individuals with exceptional skills in:

Extreme cleanliness
Unorthodox dust management techniques
Expertise in the art of rearranging trash into neat piles

Requirements | Apply

Requirements:

A degree in Unconventional Janitorial Arts

3+ years of experience in the field of Janitorial Chaos Theory

Must be willing to work flexible hours, including but not limited to:

Nights and weekends
Holidays
During zombie apocalypses

Fine Print Requirements

Fine Print:

We reserve the right to change our minds about anything.

We will not be responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive use of our facilities.

Please do not attempt to use our bathrooms as a means of escaping the apocalypse.

Do not attempt to reorganize our supply closet into a makeshift fort.

You are expected to maintain a 4:1 ratio of cleanliness to messiness at all times.

Do not bring your pet hamster to work.