Moonbase Beta - Job Openings

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Job Openings

At Moonbase Beta, we're looking for talented individuals to join our team of intergalactic space explorers! We have several openings for:

1. Space Janitor

We're looking for someone to clean up after our astronauts and their pesky space suit stains. Must be able to lift 50 pounds and have experience with zero-G toilet plunging.

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2. Moonbase DJ

We need someone to spin tunes for our astronauts during their downtime (what's left of it, anyway). Must be able to handle a crowd of rowdy space-faring folk.

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