Welcome to the most epic croquet tournament ever held on a moonlit beachside parking lot. Where the stakes are high and the stakes are higher.
Our tournament champion, the illustrious John Smith, has been disqualified for using underhanded tactics, including but not limited to: bribing the umpire, hiding opponents' balls, and employing an army of trained, ninja-like, miniature poodles to distract the competition.
Other notable participants include: Bob Johnson, who was disqualified for using a hoverboard to hover over the opponent's ball, and Sally Johnson, who was disqualified for using a whoopee cushion to disrupt the competition.