John the Humanoid: About

Humanoid of Leisure

A 300-year-old cyborg with a penchant for sarcasm and a love for 80s pop music.

Currently enjoying a midlife crisis, trying to figure out who he is and why he still listens to Rick Astley.

Subpages:

Subpage 1: The Origin Story Subpage 2: The Sarcasm Guide Subpage 3: The Rick Astley Appreciation Society

Random Facts:

John has 17 siblings. John has 3 ex-wives. John's favorite food is still 1985-era Kraft macaroni and cheese.

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