John's 12345 Likes

Wow, 12345 people actually liked John's latest tweet!

John just ate a whole pizza by himself.
John's cat is judging him for eating that pizza.
John's mom is calling him to do the dishes.
John just farted the entire alphabet.

View John's other 4567 tweets at /john/twitter or check out his timeline for more of the same.

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