Welcome to John's Teapots

Where the teas flow like the tears of the damned, but with more sugar and less existential dread.

Our selection includes:

• Teapots of Doom - Our most popular selection, brewed to perfection with a hint of despair.
• Tea Solace - Our soothing blend, guaranteed to calm your soul, but not your crippling ennui.
• Tea Rx - Our experimental blend, not recommended for anyone with a pulse.

Don't forget to try our special of the month: Teapocalypse, where we brew a fresh batch of hopelessness into every cup.