Welcome to the most exclusive club in town! Join us for:
Free access to our secret recipe for the world's best nachos
A 50% discount on all our overpriced merchandise
A chance to win a year's supply of our exclusive brand of artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted pickles
And, of course, a complimentary membership card that looks really nice on your wall
Membership is just $1000 a year. Pay now and join the club
Or, if you're feeling extra generous, donate a small fortune to our cause
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Note: All members are required to wear a suit and tie at all times. Failure to do so will result in a 10% penalty on your membership fee.