Join the Dance Crew

Are you tired of just existing in a world of beige-colored blandness?

Do you yearn for a life of unbridled, sweat-drenched, bass-thumping ecstasy?

We have just the thing: join our dance crew!

Our Crew

We have:

• Our fearless leader, Disco Dave, who's got the moves and the hair
• Tina Turner-Tina-Tina-Tina (yes, it's a thing)
• B-Boy Bill, who spins plates like nobody's business
• Lil' Salsa Sue, who can make you cry with her eyes
• and a whole crew of other misfits who can't dance to save their lives

How to Join

Just click on this link: Apply to Dance Crew

Or, you know, just show up to our next jam and we'll take it from there

When: Every Tuesday at 8

Where: The local community center's abandoned lot (ask for directions)

Disclaimer

We can't be held responsible for any injuries sustained due to excessive enthusiasm or spontaneous combustion