Are you prepared for the thrill of joining an exclusive club that's always on the verge of expelling you?
Do you enjoy being part of a tight-knit group that's constantly tightening the noose?
Then look no further! Our members are a dynamic bunch of misfits who will either make you feel at home or make you feel like a stranger in a strange land.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our testimonials:
Our member, Bob, was kicked out for eating all the cookies. He's now a successful pastry chef.
Another member, Jane, was kicked out for talking to the toaster. She's now a renowned appliance whisperer.
And don't even get us started on Steve, who got booted for wearing pleated pants. He's now a fashion icon.
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