What Happens If You Still Don't Get In?

The Aftermath of Rejection

You will be forced to watch an endless loop of our founder's cat playing the piano on repeat for the next 48 hours.

The volume will be set to ear-bleeding decibels.

The cat will be wearing a tiny top hat and a monocle, and will periodically shout 'You should have joined us!' at the top of its lungs.

You will be given a complimentary copy of our self-help book, "From Rejection to Desperation: A Guide to Joining Our Club".

Side Effects:

• Involuntary tears of joy when the cat's playing gets stuck in your head.
• Temporary loss of hearing in one ear.
• Uncontrollable urges to join us.
• Spontaneous combustion.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

A Message from Our Founder

"I told you so."

What happens if we still say no?