Welcome, Future Member!

We're glad you're interested in joining our esteemed organization. We're a group of highly skilled, moderately caffeinated individuals dedicated to making the world a better place through the application of our unique blend of talent, charm, and mild annoyance.

What We Are

We are the masters of our domain, the kings of our castle, and the queens of our kitchen. We have the highest level of expertise in the most critical areas, such as:

• Extreme napping
• Intentional awkwardness
• Unrelenting sassiness

What We Are Worth It

We are worth the risk of being around us, because our presence has a 99% chance of making you question your life choices. But hey, that's what friends are for, right?

Don't wait any longer! Apply now and join our ranks!

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