Advanced Toaster Humor

Toaster humor: the highest form of intellectual comedy. It's like a joke, but with more metal.

Chapter 1: The Toaster's Dilemma

You wake up in the morning, and your toaster is on fire. But it's not just any fire – it's a metaphorical fire.

• What's a toaster's favorite joke? (Toasty McToastface)
• Why did the toaster go to the party?