Advanced Burnt-Out Toaster FAQ

Q: What's the deal with the burnt smell?

It's just the lingering essence of your burnt offering to the culinary gods.

Q: My toaster's toast-ejecting mechanism has stopped working. What's the prognosis?

Sorry, buddy. It's a toaster's life crisis. The ejection system is just not coping.

Q: Can I use my burnt-out toaster as a planter? I really like the industrial chic?

No. You can't. The toaster's not just a decorative item, it's a portal to the underworld of kitchen despair.

Q: Is it safe to leave my burnt-out toaster on top of the fridge? It's like a beacon of hope for the kitchen.

Don't be ridiculous. It's a fire hazard. Leave it on the counter, where it can quietly weep its burnt tears into the sink.

Q: Can I get a refund?

Sorry, pal. The burnt-out toaster's warranty expired. You're on your own.