Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's 42, but only if you ask the Oracle in the basement.
Q: Why is the sky so blue?
A: Because someone left the sky's laundry outside to dry.
Q: Can I join the resistance?
Maybe, but don't tell anyone we said that.
Our lawyers are on the roof, looking for a way down.
Q: What is the deal with the vending machine in the break room?
A: It's been possessed by an ancient evil spirit. Don't touch it.