A: It's a thing. A very bad thing. A thing that's happening right now, apparently.
A: We've tried to fix it, we really have. But the thermal fail is just... persisting.
Maybe it's the thermodynamic issues that are at play here.
We're still trying to troubleshoot. In the meantime, please enjoy the heat-sweat simulation while we work on fixing the actual thermal fail.
Remember, it's not you, it's us. We're the ones who can't even keep the thermal fail from happening. Sorry, folks.
Stay cool, and stay tuned.