Q: What is the recommended clearance for my toaster's crumb tray?
A: 2.5 inches, duh. Don't make us come over there.
Q: Can I use my toaster in the bathtub?
A: No. That's a don't.
Q: How do I clean my toaster's buttons?
A: With a toothbrush and some elbow grease. Don't bother us with the details.
For the really, really advanced toaster users out there:
Thermal Magic: Toaster Physics 101 - Learn about the mystical forces at play when your toaster is on.
Defcon-1: Toaster Malfunctions - Because sometimes your toaster just won't cooperate.