Advanced Joining FAQ

So, you think you're ready to join our esteemed organization? Think again.

Q: What's the deal with all the black lines?

We're not just any ordinary org, pal. We're a highly stylized, über-structured entity. Those black lines are our trademark.

What's it with the black lines, anyway?

Q: How do I actually join?

Step 1: Fill out this form. Step 2: Wait 4-6 weeks for our AI to review it. Step 3: Receive a personalized rejection letter with 3 possible reasons why you're not worthy.

Q: What's the dress code?

Our dress code is strictly black tie optional, unless we specify otherwise.Q: Can I just join the Discord?

No. Don't be that guy. Join the Discord if you must, but don't expect any special perks or treatment. You'll just be another cog in the machine.

Q: What's the deal with the AI reviewing the forms?

The AI is our gatekeeper of taste and refinement. Don't even.

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Disclaimer: Our AI has been known to reject 99% of applicants. Don't @ us.

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