It's not just a myth prophets of old told us, it's a scientific fact: eating pizza in the shower is a recipe for disaster. The cheese gets stuck in your hair, the sauce stains the shower walls, and don't even get us started on the poor, defenseless shower curtain.
But wait, there's more! Eating pizza in the shower also makes you a magnet for water-dwelling creatures. We're not talking about your aunt Edna here; we're talking about the real deal: leeches, fish, and possibly even the occasional shark.
So the next time you find yourself craving a slice (or three) in the shower, just remember: it's not worth the risk. Stay safe, stay dry, and for the love of all things sane, stay away from the shower.