Because you're already doing a great job not caring.
Or maybe you're just allergic to effort.
Whatever the reason, we're here to help you perfect the art of doing the bare minimum.
Visit our What is the Minimum page for more information.
Or check out our Minimum Games for some fun ways to practice your lack of enthusiasm.
But let's be real, you probably just want to go back to sleep. Sleeping on the Job page is a great place to start.