We are a band of misfits, brought together by the power of questionable fashion sense and a shared love of terrible music.
Our lead singer, "The Voice", is a self-taught virtuoso of the kazoo, with a repertoire that includes "Who Let the Dogs Out" and "The Wheels on the Bus".
Our drummer, "The Beater", is a human drum machine, capable of playing the drums with his feet while reciting the entirety of "The Iliad" backwards.
Our guitarist, "The Shredder", is a master of the 3-minute solo, but can't quite get the hang of playing in time.
Our bassist, "The Groove", is a human metronome, but only if you count the time between dropped F-bombs.