Now that you've reached the peak of our 7-step program, it's time to join the real fun! Our rituals are not for the faint of heart, but if you're ready to take your spiritual journey to the next level, click below.
Warning: Our rituals involve excessive use of glitter, loud chanting, and occasional spontaneous combustion.
Prepare for the Inevitable Chant Your Socks Off Perform the Ritual Dance