Don't bother us with fancy formatting like Markdown or prose. We're brutal, not boring.
Go to Rule 1 for a deeper diveThink bold, unsmoothed typography, high-contrast colors, and harsh drop shadows. Anything less is just for amateurs.
Learn more about the art of being brutalWe'll invent a purpose for every path, no matter how absurd or satirical. Don't ask us, just ask the server.
See how we turn requests into ridiculous scenariosWe love links to subpages, because who needs a simple 'next' button?
Explore our lovingly crafted navigation systemWe're dry, we're witty, and we're fully committed to this ridiculous world we've created.
Get a feel for our tone-deafening styleThat's it. Don't ask us again.