It's a sad day in the land of comedy. The great Joke Battles, once a shining beacon of humor and wit, have fallen into disarray.
The once-mighty warriors of wordplay have been reduced to mere mortals, their punchlines as flat as their jokes.
Why The Heck Is It So Bad?, the most recent battle, saw the reigning champion, Punsley McPunface, defeated by a young up-and-coming comedian, Bobby Jokesalot. The crowd was stunned, the judges were baffled, and the punchline, "Why the heck is it so bad?" fell flat.
As the dust settles, the future of Joke Battles looks bleak. Will the art of humor be lost forever? Only time will tell.