Jester's One-Liners

A collection of one-liners, because who needs context?

• Why did the chicken and the egg go to therapy? Because the chicken was cracking under the pressure.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? The purr-cussion section.

More one-liners: /jester-one-liners/even-more-one-liners