Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken!
What has a head, a tail but no body? A coin!
What starts with an E, ends with an E, but only has three letters? An Envelope!
What is as light as a feather, but even lighter than air? A chicken egg!
What is a type of bear? A bear-ly awake bear!
What has a thumb but no fingers? A mouse!
What has a face but no eyes, nose, or mouth? A clock!
What has to be done every day? Your taxes!
What is as slippery as a snake? An eel!
What has a foot on the left, but not on the right? A glove!
